My train experience last night:

I JUST WEDGED MYSELF INTO A SPACE OF TRAIN SEAT BUT ONLY GOT HALFWAY IN SO UNTIL THE GIRL NEXT TO ME GOT OFF, I SAT IN AWKWARDNESS FOR 15 MIN..IT LOOKED LIKE THIS SECTION SAT 4 PEOPLE..CAUSE THE 3 WOMEN ON IT WERE REALLY SMALL..NOT SMALL ENOUGH..MY BUM HAS NEVER FELT BIGGER..EXCEPT FOR WHEN I TRIED ON THOSE ITALIAN JEANS..MISS YOU GUYS : )

and later…

DO NOT FEEL TOO BAD ANY MORE CUZ THE GIRL NEXT TO ME IS SLEEPING ON ME AND HER SHOULDER IS POINTY. I ACTUALLY I DO FEEL BAD BUT BECAUSE OF PHYSCAL PAIN..NOT AWKWARD SITUATION GUILT PAIN.

Caps not yelling, just easier from my mobile.