Speaking of falling, I saw a friend who was off to some event, the dessert bringing kind. Someone else was carefully holding a bag of hers on its side. What’s in there? Oh…it was an apple pie but two steps out the door I slipped and fell and now it’s a half-squished apple pie.

Aww poor thing! It was a freshly baked pie too! Out the oven, out the door and then that’s it - the pie becomes crippled. But it tastes the same, she could still bring it. Yes it does taste the same. I suggested that she should offer it has apple crumble and then people will not notice the difference.

Then an even better name came out: apple schlepenfahl

I’m sure that joke has been used for as long as apple pies have existed, but I just woke up from a nap and need something to chuckle about.

Heh, snowball effect. I wrote “woke up for a nap”. That may have been me in year 2 of graduate school. Just kidding, but really, I like that expression.